101 Regeln für Nu Metaller:

  • 1. when asked about your main influence, say it's black sabbath. always
    > black
    > sabbath
    >
    > 2.don't sound anything like black sabbath
    >
    > 3.make fun of britney spears and n'sync
    >
    > 4.when conducting interviews, say "fuck", "fag", and "shit as much as
    > possible
    >
    > 5.only do interviews with: metal edge, revolver, alternative press, hit
    > parader, guitar world, kerrang and rolling stone
    >
    > 6.pay 50$ for them to refer to you as a metal band.
    >
    > 7.pay them 50$ to create a new genre name specifically for you (see evil
    > disco and spookycore)
    >
    > 8.make sure someone in your band is starting a side project every other
    > month
    >
    > 9.ask your mom to buy you 6 boxes of hair gel, you'll need it to look like
    > robb flynn
    >
    > 10.use the word "gay" for anything you don't like
    >
    > 11.no guitar solos
    >
    > 12.your bassist must be either....
    >
    > 13. ...female (and a kindergoth)
    >
    > 14. ...or use fieldy's slap and pop technique (and be very fat)
    >
    > 15.jump lots while playing guitar
    >
    > 16.use only "bass-snare-bass-snare" drum techniques
    >
    > 17.ask your audience to sing along....
    >
    > 18.....jump up and down...
    >
    > 19....put their hands in the air....
    >
    > 20.....flash their middle fingers.....
    >
    > 21....and not to hurt eachother (say "because were all brothers and
    > sisters"
    >
    > 22.in the liner notes thank your parents and 15 other bands (4 of which
    > sound just like yours, put in black sabbath to be cool)
    >
    > 23. make sure at least one member....
    >
    > 24...has been arrested....
    >
    > 25...is an alcoholic.....
    >
    > 26...or smokes lots of weed
    >
    > 27.make sure your second album is weaker than the first one
    >
    > 28.deny anyone uses drugs in your band
    >
    > 29.say you hate limp bizkit, while defending primer 55, dope and taproot
    >
    > 30.when describing bands you like say "kicks ass"
    >
    > 31.when describing bands you hate, say "sucks ass"
    >
    > 32.lie about being abused in you lyrics
    >
    > 33. when that doesn't work, dedicate money to child abuse centres
    >
    > 34.you must be signed to sony records or their subsidiaries (see epic)
    >
    > 35.wear whatever rappers are wearing
    >
    > 36.say "shaznit"
    >
    > 37. say "tight as fuck"
    >
    > 38. pretend you hate mtv
    >
    > 39.ask fred durst for interview advise
    >
    > 40.wear huge pants that show your underwear
    >
    > 41.sing the praises of Korn
    >
    > 42.you need atleast one chick in your band (or, failing that an obese latino
    > guy will do)
    >
    > 43.play ozzfest
    >
    > 44.make sure your t-shirts have meaningless messages on them (see otep)
    >
    > 45.pretend you design your own website
    >
    > 46.ross robinson should produce your cd (failing that ask gggarth
    > richardson)
    >
    > 47.delay your album releases twice
    >
    > 48.have atleast one guest track on all your albums.
    >
    > 49.always whine
    >
    > 50.close your eyes when singing to look depressed
    >
    > 51.LOTS of body piercings (see dez fafara)
    >
    > 52.one band member must be bald
    >
    > 53.or he can have a goatee (both if you can)
    >
    > 54.pretend you hate the world
    >
    > 55.at live shows dive into the crowd and crowdsurf (see sid wilson of
    > slipknot)
    >
    > 56.make sure your underwear is always showing
    >
    > 57.your drummer can't wear a shirt during live performance (he also needs a
    > square haircut)
    >
    > 58.bite the microphone
    >
    > 59.swing the microphone while headbanging
    >
    > 60.always suck up to the crowd during concerts
    >
    > 61.insert the word "fucking" into the middle of a word (see
    > coco-fucking-nut)
    >
    > 62.only use zildjian cymbals
    >
    > 63.use only ibanez guitars (not that anyone cares)
    >
    > 64.always use seven string guitars (not that you use all of them)
    >
    > 65.use lots of stomp pedals and other distortion effects
    >
    > 66.wear face paint/masks. when someone calls you a slipknot clone say "we've
    > been doing the mask thing since 1977"
    >
    > 67.say your next album will be heavier than the last
    >
    > 68.re-read #67, but use the word "fucking" more often
    >
    > 69.make sure that the next album is actually softer than the last
    >
    > 70.use the word "fuck" in all your songs atleast 3 times each (see limp
    > bizkit's last "masterpiece"
    >
    > 71.pick fights with random bands (see fred durst, corey taylor and sully
    > erna)
    >
    > 72.if your copying someone else, don't use profanity, so that critics like
    > you (see linkin park)
    >
    > 73.when kids start calling you sellouts, tell them they'd do the same thing.
    >
    > 74.when kids call you copycats, say the other band is an influence OR....
    >
    > 75.....it's a coincidence (see adema)
    >
    > 76.make fun of gay people
    >
    > 77.when parents tell you to go to your room, go to your room
    >
    > 78.do a new album every year. whether the material is new or not is
    > completely inconsequential
    >
    > 79.get in fights with security all the time
    >
    > 80.wash your sneakers only 4 times a year
    >
    > 82.release a home video that just shows your band making asses of themselves
    > backstage (limp bizkit are masters of this)
    >
    > 83.during a live performance, make the crowd sing the chorus to your current
    > single (see POD)
    >
    > 84.make sure 90% of your fans are dumb twelve year olds who use your name on
    > the internet all the time (see slipknot666, limpbizkitrulzazz! and linkin
    > chick) the other 10% are actually smart people who take your music at face
    > value.
    >
    > 85.your band name must be misspelled
    >
    > 86.refuse to accept the fact that kids are violent because of your music.
    > blame it on the parents.
    >
    > 87. when someone compares you with another band, say "I never heard of them"
    >
    > 88.cancel the first 5 dates (including the only canadian date) of every
    > north american tour you do.
    >
    > 89.claim that you really are angry in your music
    >
    > 90.insist your band is metal
    >
    > 91.best buy and hot topic are your best friends
    >
    > 92.say your gonna commit suicide when nobody listens to your music (this
    > also works for Deicide)
    >
    > 93.wear lots of black and white face paint and act evil (oh wait that's
    > black metal)
    >
    > 94.claim to be a fan of kittie, otep and coal chamber for their music when
    > in reality you just want to fuck one of the female members of said bands
    >
    > 95, deny that #94 is true. proceed to stomp your foot on the floor when
    > people say that to you!
    >
    > 96.your radio single must have clean vocals or at least melodic riffing (in
    > other words, don't be hatebreed)
    >
    > 97.write a profanity filled dirge about how you hate your critics (see limp
    > bizkit's "hot dog"
    >
    > 98.if you're new, cover an old 80's dance song (see disturbed, alien ant
    > farm,
    > orgy, dope)
    >
    > 99.participate in lots of compilations
    >
    > 100.NO GUITAR SOLOS!
    >
    > 101.you're offended by all these rules.

  • sad but true :D


    nur eines gibt mir zu denken...


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    > 63.use only ibanez guitars (not that anyone cares)


    so ein mist, ich schmeiß meine wieder weg :(

    fearless Wretch
    insanity
    He watches
    lurking beneath the sea
    timeless sleep
    has been upset
    He awakens
    Hunter of the Shadows is rising
    immortal in madness You dwell

  • eigentlich nicht schwer ne nu-metal band sein.


    immer "fuck" sagen, von black-sabbath beeinflusst worden sein aber nicht so wie sie klingen und keine guitar-solos. kann schon losgehen wer will mit mir ne nu-metal band gründen :D

    "Your friend is the one you call to bail you out of jail."
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    Your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying. "Dude, that was awesome!"

  • Am witzigsten find ich


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    > 84.make sure 90% of your fans are dumb twelve year olds who use your name on
    > the internet all the time (see slipknot666, limpbizkitrulzazz! and linkin
    > chick) the other 10% are actually smart people who take your music at face
    > value.


    :rofl: :rofl2:

  • Ich mach auch mit :D
    scheiße...da fällt mir ein, ich habe ne Ibanez E-Gitarre!!! und e-Bass!! SHT!


    Say your prayers little one, don't forget, my son, to include everyone
    tuck you in, warm within, keep you free from sin, till the sandman he comes
    sleep with one eye open, gripping your pillow tight
    exit light, enter night,take my hand, off to never never land

  • @masta ja is nich so schlimm, ich will nicht drums spielen ich will wenn sänger sein, muss mir halt erst ein paar hosen kaufen die so weit sind das man immer die unterhosen sieht.

    "Your friend is the one you call to bail you out of jail."
    366p.jpg
    Your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying. "Dude, that was awesome!"

  • das kann jeder selbst entscheiden, willst du unserer band beitreten? :D

    "Your friend is the one you call to bail you out of jail."
    366p.jpg
    Your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying. "Dude, that was awesome!"

  • :rofl: das ist wirklich mal gut!! das kickt total ass alter :D

    [CENTER]† I bring poverty, sickness and de(a)th †[/CENTER]


    Dave at the Milton Keyne's Bowl 93':


    "For me today is a very historical day. 10 years of bullshit is over between Megadeth and Metallica."

  • in einer nu-metal band? :D

    "Your friend is the one you call to bail you out of jail."
    366p.jpg
    Your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying. "Dude, that was awesome!"

  • schade wir hätten noch einen 2. mc gebraucht :D ich werd vic mal fragen ob er mitmacht :D

    "Your friend is the one you call to bail you out of jail."
    366p.jpg
    Your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying. "Dude, that was awesome!"

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